{"id":73,"date":"2024-02-21T20:18:08","date_gmt":"2024-02-21T20:18:08","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/holyfans.live\/?page_id=73"},"modified":"2024-07-01T15:39:44","modified_gmt":"2024-07-01T15:39:44","slug":"offenbarungen","status":"publish","type":"page","link":"https:\/\/holyfans.live\/?page_id=73","title":{"rendered":"Offenbarungen"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Wer h\u00f6ren kann der h\u00f6ret, wer sehen kann der sehet, wer einen Finger hat ziehe ihn sich aus dem Po!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-large is-resized\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"819\" height=\"1024\" src=\"https:\/\/holyfans.live\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/02\/Wort_des_Herrn-819x1024.jpg\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-74\" style=\"width:650px;height:auto\" srcset=\"https:\/\/holyfans.live\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/02\/Wort_des_Herrn-819x1024.jpg 819w, https:\/\/holyfans.live\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/02\/Wort_des_Herrn-240x300.jpg 240w, https:\/\/holyfans.live\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/02\/Wort_des_Herrn-768x960.jpg 768w, https:\/\/holyfans.live\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/02\/Wort_des_Herrn-1229x1536.jpg 1229w, https:\/\/holyfans.live\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/02\/Wort_des_Herrn-1638x2048.jpg 1638w, https:\/\/holyfans.live\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/02\/Wort_des_Herrn-scaled.jpg 2048w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 819px) 100vw, 819px\" \/><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<h2 class=\"wp-block-heading\"><\/h2>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Endlich! Die erste Offenbarung von Fritte &amp; Die Jesus Fries Songs frei im Internet! Dreht die Boxen auf und rettet eure s\u00fcndigen Seelen mit himmlischen T\u00f6nen und Engelsgesang!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Hier die Tracks von unserem ersten kleinen Album &#8220;sp\u00e4tpubert\u00e4re Erweckungslyrik&#8221;: <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">1. Arschbrand &#8211; &#8220;Die Reibung meine Haut zerrei\u00dft, hab wohl nicht richtig abgewischt&#8221; &#8211; Hand aufs Herz, wer kennt es nicht?<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">&#8220;Arschbrand braucht mutige Menschen, die dar\u00fcber reden.&#8221; &#8211; M. Ranz<\/p>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-audio\"><audio controls src=\"https:\/\/holyfans.live\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/03\/Arschbrand_Fritte_und_die_Jesus_Fries_MixMaster_01_03_.mp3\"><\/audio><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">2. Jesus Gott und Globuli &#8211; Was hilft der beste Glauben, wenn er nicht hilft? <\/p>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-audio\"><audio controls src=\"https:\/\/holyfans.live\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/03\/Jesus_Gott_und_Globuli_Fritte_und_die_Jesus_Fries_MixMaster_01.mp3\"><\/audio><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">3. Kavalierschmerz &#8211; &#8220;Blaue Eier, H\u00e4matom &#8211; f\u00fcr dein Geschlecht gerechter Lohn&#8221; &#8211; Jesus hasst Macker. Wir auch.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-audio\"><audio controls src=\"https:\/\/holyfans.live\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/03\/Kavaliersschmerz_Fritte_und_die_Jesus_Fries_MixMaster_01_03.mp3\"><\/audio><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">4. Therapie &#8211; Seit der Therapie geht es uns schon morgens gut &#8211; doch was ist, wenn sich herausstellt, dass der eigene Therapeut sich mit einem anderen trifft?<\/p>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-audio\"><audio controls src=\"https:\/\/holyfans.live\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/03\/Therapie-Fritte-und-die-Jesus-Fries_MixMaster_01.03.mp3\"><\/audio><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">5. Ornaniert &#8211; Gewidmet Onan, auch wenn der sich eigentlich mit was ganz anderem besch\u00e4ftigt hat <\/p>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-audio\"><audio controls src=\"https:\/\/holyfans.live\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/07\/Ornaniert-Fritte.wav\"><\/audio><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">6. Greisverkehr &#8211; die Freiheit von Autofahrern [sic!] darf nicht bei der Fahrtrichtung im Kreisverkehr enden!!!1!11! &#8211; und bedenket: je gr\u00f6\u00dfer das Auto, desto mehr Vorfahrt. <\/p>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-audio\"><audio controls src=\"https:\/\/holyfans.live\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/07\/Greisverkehr-Fritte-und-die-Jesus-Fries_MixMaster.wav\"><\/audio><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-large\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"1024\" height=\"1024\" src=\"https:\/\/holyfans.live\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/07\/Fritte-Cover-FINAL-3-1024x1024.jpg\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-132\" srcset=\"https:\/\/holyfans.live\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/07\/Fritte-Cover-FINAL-3-1024x1024.jpg 1024w, https:\/\/holyfans.live\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/07\/Fritte-Cover-FINAL-3-300x300.jpg 300w, https:\/\/holyfans.live\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/07\/Fritte-Cover-FINAL-3-150x150.jpg 150w, https:\/\/holyfans.live\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/07\/Fritte-Cover-FINAL-3-768x768.jpg 768w, https:\/\/holyfans.live\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/07\/Fritte-Cover-FINAL-3-1536x1536.jpg 1536w, https:\/\/holyfans.live\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/07\/Fritte-Cover-FINAL-3-2048x2048.jpg 2048w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 1024px) 100vw, 1024px\" \/><\/figure>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Wer h\u00f6ren kann der h\u00f6ret, wer sehen kann der sehet, wer einen Finger hat ziehe ihn sich aus dem Po! 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